Not Me Monday

It's been a while but Not Me Monday's are BACK! Not sure what Not Me Monday's are all about?? Check out MckMama's blog for more info!

While out running errands waiting on MacKenzie to be out of preschool, I did not buy myself a whole bag of Peanut Butter M&M's to eat as breakfast. After getting to the car, opening the bag, and dropping an M&M on the pavement, I did not pick up said M&M and eat it. Then again...maybe I did, like I'd really waste a Peanut Butter M&M!?

When my dad asked me if I was going to work on a scrap book for my baby sister this week, I did not consider saying no. Then when he showed me all of the pictures I had to go through to make that scrap book, I did not tell him this would come back to bite him in the Ass. Because daughters are to respect their parents, honor them, and do as they ask. Really dad, 18 years worth of pictures....and a WEEK to do it?!?! SERIOUSLY! (although I do love you, and I did agree to do it! UGH, stressing!)

After buying my mom's mother's day gift I did not then text her to tell her that I was working on her gift. I also did not tell her she can't have it until after she leaves to head back home! I also did not get the chance to tell my mother-in-law "Happy Mother's Day!" So Dolores, if you're reading this I hope you had a great Mother's day!!!

Remember the PB M&M's I did not buy? I did not mix them with some peanuts, and regular M&M's this week as a sweet/salty treat. I also did not then proceed to pick out the PB M&M's and eat them by themselves!!!

I know there are more, but for the life of me I can't remember, and my house is calling me to clean it!

Not me Monday

I haven't done one of these in a while, but if you've been here for very long or followed MckMama then you know what's going on! If you're not familiar with Not me Mondays you should check it out!!!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

This week in attempt to clean my dinning room, and get in gear to clean the house, I did not use my broom to sweep everything to one side of the room. I also do not still have the pile of crap on one side of the dinning room. Really I was supposed to pick it up.

When we the snow came this week and rushed our leaving time for a special little girl's baptisim I did not hand wash my jeans, throw them in the dryer and pray they got dry in time. When SIL showed up to ride with us in her black dress pants, I then did not proceed to wear my black yoga pants instead because she was wearing black pants. I did not wear said yoga pants with a dress top and tennis shoes...NOT ME!

I most certianly not threatened to put MacKenzie back in diapers after a long hard few weeks of mysterious accidents. I then did not wonder to myself if they would fit her, and then not put one on her just to make sure. I mean the girl has been potty trained for 15 months now!

I'm also not currently watching Discovery Kids as I type this. It's not like Trading Spaces: Boys vs Girls is better than Trading Spaces!

I don't have much this week, although I'm sure I did not just totally forget a bunch and probably should not save as a draft all week, because really why would I do that. I never ever ever schedule blogs to post when I'm not here!

Just another Monday

It's been a while since I did a Not Me Monday, and I thought I'd join in again!!!! I love NMM's over at McMama's because they're a lot of fun to know you're not alone! Here we go.

This week when I rearranged the girls' room, I most certianly did not realize that the reason Kaitlynn has been sick was probably my fault, and then admit to it. Because you know a cool mist humidifier, and a drafty window(when it's 2 degrees outside) is healthy for a toddler! It really helps clear up the head cold....or make it worse! :(

I did not take an hour and a half long bath yesterday, because I was too engrossed in a book to put it down. And then when the girls decided they wanted a bath, I did not just put them in with me because I was too lazy to get out and give them their own. Seriously!?!

When I asked Dahrran to retrieve my glass of water from my room the other day, he did not come downstairs with glass after glass after glass that wasn't the right one. Because when I take a glass upstairs full of water I do not leave it upstairs half full, and I most certianly do not forget about it for a week or so!

And here's it is...I am so not about to type this right now....I am not typing this NMM as I sit in the bath tub surrounded by quiet. Because really my laptop could get ruined, and then what good would it do me. NOT ME!!!